New Breed Found: Spidermunk!

The elusive Spidermunk was discovered yesterday emerging from the fog in Golden Gate Park. He's a cute but tenacious beast. The spidermunk bite has been determined as non-venomous, but his gaze may cause temporary paralysis and prolonged exposure may cause blindness. If you are ever caught in the spidermunk's gaze look away before you are blinded by its' cuteness!




The rare and dangerous spidermunk is a close relative to the common and seemingly innocuous "chipmunka dramatica"